Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?Banta Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure.
The answer is 6!!!
Pa Won't Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
Exam
Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked himhow did he do his exam,
for that he replied
"Exam was okay, but for thepast tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ...
and atlast I wroteTHUNK !!!"
for that he replied
"Exam was okay, but for thepast tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ...
and atlast I wroteTHUNK !!!"
Two Sardars
Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere. ya fir ye bata kitne haito 8 ke 8 tere, ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar:Hint de yaar !!
2nd sardar:Hint de yaar !!
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